McCarthy remark
Anecdote from Cormac McCarthy’ sheriff in No Country for Old Men:
“I got set next to this woman, she was the wife of somebody or other… She kept on, kept on. Finally told me, said: ‘I don’t like the way this country is headed. I want my granddaughter to be able to have an abortion.’ And I said, ‘Well mam, I don’t think you got any worries about the way the country is headed. I’m goin to say that not only will she be able to have an abortion, she’ll be able to have you put to sleep.’ Which pretty much ended the conversation.”
Harharhar
I feel little shivers of pity going up Chris Matthews’ leg. Today’s lesson: if you don’t want to die, don’t buy that extra lettuce with your government expense account. Don’t do it.
Interlude
Readers and folks:
The Bean is getting old and pursuing stodgy grownup things like financial independence. Conceptual Coffee will probably get limited attention for a few months.
I trust that the conservative resistance will not let Mr. Obama mess up our country in the meantime.
It begins…
Polls have opened in Israel. Forecasts suggest Israelis are leaning Likud. Good news for those of us who stand unabashedly pro-Israel.
Grooves
It’s Over is an underrated bit of Waits excellence. I’d probably get sued if I embedded the file, but you can listen to it here.
There’s a difference…
… Between excuses and motivation. We Westerners, in the spirit of tolerance, like to point out that Middle Eastern militants often attempt to justify their actions as retaliatory. An examination of the scale of brutality in comparison to complaint wipes that away pretty quickly.
The way we tell when people aren’t being cruel for the reasons they say they’re being cruel is by watching their behavior when no good excuses are available.
Par example: The Jerusalem Post tells us that several Arab teenagers attacked a Jewish-American student studying in Israel this week. He did not flush a Quran, write a cartoon, or paint his nails. He didn’t make an anti-Islamic video. He didn’t even play Britney Spears at unacceptable volume.
No, gents, he asked for directions in Hebrew.
The Arab chappies then got medieval on his neck and cheek with a utility knife.
A wise woman once remarked to me that “a good theory is predictive.” Let’s try a couple of theories for this situation and see if they pass muster.
Theory 1. Everybody (except Bush) wants peace; we just need to understand people’s culture and we’ll get along.
Prediction: You ask Arab youths for directions and you get both directions and a hug.
Hmmm…
Theory 2. Ancient racial and religious hatreds run strong in the Middle East. Some people rise above them, some don’t.
Prediction: You ask for directions and are probably ignored. Maybe sullenly helped. Maybe very politely helped. Maybe you get your face and neck adjusted.
Double hmmm.
Now a bonus question. You are a Jewish-American college student lost in Jerusalem. You need directions and you like your neck. You can ask (a.) three Arab males or (b.) (insert any other chosen subset of the Israeli population). What’ll it be?
Hollywood says nice things about grownups…?
Taken, the action movie that wandered into theaters this past week, gets a surprised A from this bean. Its hero is a midlle-aged father (check) rescuing his daughter (check) from a ghastly operation rooted in the Islamic traffic in women (check). The action followed the deft, gritty Bourne-made style (check) and there was almost no sex (check). Not terribly complex or original, but definitely a credit to Liam Neeson’s talent and a good conservative film.